The door. One of those household features you never think about.
Until it hits you in the face.
You realise that each door in your home is a proverbial portal to possibility and, by prepping it properly, you can subtly but powerfully prime your domestic dynamic and supercharge your home with sizzling sensual energy.
Ready to bring sexy back to your household doors? – here are three ways to do just that.
There’s plenty of inspiration to be found for a front door which suggests that something special lies within.
For instance if you want to suggest fun and frolics, perhaps choose a purple front door like Monica’s from Friends?
Alternatively, if you’ve got a bijou residence, perhaps decorating your front entrance like the police telephone box from Dr Who will raise a smile and suggest a sense of space?
For us, it’s got to be a sleek black door a la 10 Downing Street – nothing beats it for a sense of pulsating power! Naturally, if you do stay at number 10 in your street it helps, but a classy black door looks great regardless.
Next up are your internal doors.
As you sashay between your hallway and living room, through to your kitchen or in and out of boudoirs, you probably don’t think too much about the effect your internal door designs have on your feng shui.
For example, firms like Oakwood Doors sell subtle yet sophisticated numbers crafted from solid oak with clear glass panels – this can really add a nice, light, airy feel that sweeps out the stuffiness and revitalises you almost instantly.
Plus, make this kind of model your bedroom door and imagine the thrill you’ll feel as you peek in and see your better half raring to go for a romantic soiree – you’re purring like a walrus right now, aren’t you?
Cupboard doors can’t be sensual?
Au contraire – what could be more titillating than caressing a smooth cupboard door before easing open the handle and reaching inside for some salt to rim the glasses of your margaritas?
Or retrieving some Scotch bonnet peppers to spice up your Jamaican jerk chicken?
To save yourself the cash on replacing cupboard doors (and to avoid splinters), why not invest in some swish architectural wrap from Wrap Direct for a finish that looks as good as new?
When your cupboards are looking legendary, you’ll be bubbling hot like soup in a pot – raising the game with these particular portals can cause peak pleasure whenever you’re whipping up some haute cuisine.
Whew! We bet you need to lie down in a darkened room after reading our high-class hattrick of door sexification tactics.
Don’t be a door bore – use these three terrific tips to enter an exciting new domestic dimension and you’ll never look back.
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